Bear / Velcro Backed Patch / Ships in 5-6 Weeks

• SIZE: 3.5" W x 2" T
• VELCRO HOOK BACKED PATCH

Kodi. Bear. Employee of the Month.

Kodi wasn’t just named Kodi because it sounded good. He earned it. He walks like a bear. Lumbers, really. His snout says “bear.” His daily schedule involves long naps that feel suspiciously like hibernation. Honestly, if you told us he was part Kodiak, we wouldn’t argue.

He’s also been named Employee of the Month every single month as an honorary title — mostly for his calm presence, zero enthusiasm for meetings, and a work ethic best described as committed, but horizontal.

So naturally, we turned him into a patch.

Each Kodi-inspired embroidered patch comes with a hook velcro backing so you can put it on and take it off as your mood changes. These are a pre-order and will ship in 5–6 weeks. Limited quantities. No zoomies guaranteed.

Kodi approves.
(He didn’t move, but we’re taking that as a yes.)